Punched muffin

A very unattractive woman

Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin

by Sergeant Doncho June 21, 2019

Lesbian muffin

Gluten free, sugar free, taste free, certified organic, fresh fruit, non GMO muffin. An insipid but super healthy muffin that lesbians love.

I ate a blueberry lesbian muffin for breakfast today.

by Candy_1234 October 13, 2019

muffin fuzz

A fat hairy fupa

Her muffin fuzz was out of control worse than a 70 s bush.

by One eye angi November 3, 2017

swamp muffin

A dirty, moist, smelly, rotten vagina, even after a thorough douching... Or someone who acts like one.

Teresa is such a swamp muffin, why do you keep getting with her?

Because that pussy is always so wet!

by Sorry_NotSorry November 6, 2017

sweet muffin

A shot of fireball. Mostly ordered in large quantities.

I'll have a shot of fireball. Better yet lets get a bakers dozen of sweet muffins!

by Gary03mw January 20, 2017

the muffin man

he is 14 but 5 gay 5’8

fortnite user DaMuffinMan7256 the muffin man

by westonfuller fat April 3, 2020

Muffin Gamer

One who games (usually GTA) while baking muffins for her grandkids.

Karen is a muffin gamer.

by Beeg nene May 18, 2020