A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.
Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!
by Gussington February 28, 2022
Get the Mouse Merchantmug. It's January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day, I celebrate by breeding mice to give to my pet snakes
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 2, 2025
Get the National mouse breeder daymug. The Mickey Mouse Munthouse, also known as the MMM, is a spinoff of the sacred tradition of munting. A group of people will instead bring the dead corpses into their house for a group munting session. The munters recreate the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse intro song as they are going down on said corpses, bonus points if any individuals dress up, or do character voice impressions while munting. The odor will get unbearable very fast due to the combatting scents of rotting flesh and bodily fluids, so this requires hefty amounts of air freshener. The corpses may be bathed in gamer girl bath water if no air freshener is available. The number of people munting may vary as long as there are two individuals munting one corpse, so there is never a limit to the munting you can do.
For my graduation party, I’m inviting my friends to our local cemetery to try out the Mickey Mouse Munthouse.
by The Muntologist May 4, 2025
Get the The Mickey Mouse Munthousemug. Making a mistake. Chocking in sports context. Doing something very stupid. Originated by Tony Kornheiser on his podcast and expounded from there.
With bases loaded the star player was hoping to not flush the mouse by watching a fastball right down the middle.
by Iskifast March 20, 2024
Get the Flush the mousemug. by Chittyfidy May 20, 2017
Get the chi-city mousemug. by fookme April 19, 2004
Get the golden mouse clubmug. by world girl pbs kids April 15, 2020
Get the Mickey Mousemug.