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midget shower

When a midget stands over top of you and squirts onto your face.
A little person was in the mood and gave me a midget shower.
by ThyBeanster January 29, 2023
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The definition of midget is "KILL SWITCH"😈
killswitch is a midget
by ajiwdoaiwjdwadad January 30, 2023
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Midgette

The female counterpart of the term midget. Mostly used to describe short women or women who exhibit behaviours typical of short women. First discovered in the GC by King Zarar on 23 Dec 2023
Sakina is such a midgette
by Z r r December 23, 2022
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Midgette

Female counterpart of the word midget. Used to describe women of a less than average stature or women that exhibit behaviours typical of shorter women.
Man, sak was being such a midgette yesterday
by Z r r December 23, 2022
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Midget cream

When a midget drops the soap when they are covered In god's soapy goodness and some pedophile mistakes them for a child In prison and uses them as a flesh light because they don't value midget's as real people. And therefore their pee pee sneezes and covers the midget In little fishes and the soap therefore making midget cream as It mixes with their insides.
Jeff: Why how was your phat old sex micky
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?
by Garry Epstein March 19, 2023
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Midget Mash and Dash

When a friend that is under 5 foot 3 daps up 1 person at the function and goes home to play PS5
Alex trimboli preformed the midget mash and dash before he dipped to play 2k
by Tommyvercetti March 20, 2023
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midget

The world's shortest guy in the world, and he also is a karate master, so never mess with the midget
Its the midget!
NOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO RUN BEFORE THE MIDGET ATTACKS ME
by lololololololololololLOL April 13, 2023
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