Mega Sleep

That feeling of existential dread and depression that you have to carry on yourself. The only way to resolve this issue is to sleep.

Friend : Hey man wyd tonight?
Me : Man idk I think I'm gonna mega sleep...
Friend : Oh shit man you aight?

by CommunistGaben_ July 23, 2018

Mega faggot

Jon westlake

"The mega faggot just ran into a garbage can on his dirtbike"

by Blorkal_Snorf August 4, 2018

Mega Trumpet

A really loud trumpet usually found in a marching band setting having competitions seeing who can play louder and higher.

Man those mega trumpets are really loud today.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.

by The mega ego August 18, 2018

Super Ultra Mega Octopus

Inviting 7 of your friends to insert all your dicks in a stripper

"Hey Sweet Tits Wanna make a Super Ultra Mega Octopus With me,John,Mark,Sam,Tim,Dan,Jack and Larry?"

by Mr. The Name is a secret Silly August 24, 2018

Mega fax

Something that’s true, but very true, so much that it’s MEGA true.

“Wow this test is so hard”
“Mega fax, it was so hard I think I’m finna fail”

by bobmarley0021 August 28, 2018

MEGA XD

When you Bust a nut so fast it flys

I MEGA XD ON WALL

by 330 fEeT January 30, 2019

Mega Thot

Sophia Ramos

Me: Sophia dated like 3 guys in the past hour. She’s such a mega thot

by RyanCreatesWords February 7, 2019