Minecraft

a boring ass game that for some reason virgin Redditors and 12-year-olds like to worship because god forbid you don't like Minecraft or play Fortnite. This game used to be so damn good before it was overcomplicated by Mojang and was being cult-like worshipped by Redditors.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna play minecraft?

Me: no, that game is boring

by Cheese Wonton May 27, 2022

minecraft

a game about getting fucked hard in the ass by big bony aimbotters

friend 1: lets play minecraft
*pew pew pew*
friend 2: haha get fucked loser

by chuld molester July 19, 2024

Minecraft

A game where you have to mine and craft

I am shitting minecraft

by anonymous April 19, 2022

minecraft

cancer

1 i love minecraft ...
2 no it is cancer

by nbhdfvhsvsdg December 17, 2018

Minecraft

A game band kids call the “legendary” when in reality it’s just like every other FUCKING GAME THERE IS

“Minecraft is SUPERIOR”
-some CallMeCarson fan

by Fatboob3892 November 21, 2020

Minecraft

The cure for all sex

Minecraft helped me learn biology.

by XxxSupahMegaDick69420xxX December 14, 2020

Minecraft

The game where a upside down Iron helmet equals a minecart.

Person1*walks into a room
Person2:get the fuck out of my room i'm plaing minecraft

by Sub2Ole-O December 21, 2019