loser

A loser is someone, who one: sucks at life; two: sucks at games; or three: sucks at getting her to her climate. Loser is a name to only 6.0 million kids worldwide, if more, adults, making that 10.3 billion people internationally.

Eva: I heard that John's girlfriend dumped him mid-fuck.

Lucy: Oh, em, gee. What a fucking loser.

by cothen October 3, 2020

Sore Loser

Someone who cannot accept the reality that they lost the game or series.

These losers can be categorized under the plate delusion theory which helps them live in an alternate reality where the normal rules and societal values bend to their whims and desires.

The useless duo of Asifism and Bassamism continue to be the biggest sore losers when playing FIFA.

by RealFifaChamp4ever July 5, 2023

loser

definitely not kyler 😁

kyler: i’m the definition of loser
me: bet -.-

by yournotaloserstupid October 13, 2019

loser

someone who goes to bed early

ur a loser when going to head early

by asks dog December 2, 2020

Male loser epidemic

Yeah. THAT'S the problem! You're just TOO GOOD TO FUCK ME. THAT'S it. And SO MUCH SO... That I need to change my entire life... And ignore the FACT that you're just FUCKING ALL THE FAT-COCKS INDISCRIMINATELY and then fucking date you, subsidize your bitch life... Indefinitely. THAT'S the problem.

Hym "And you call it the 'Male loser epidemic.' That's the problem with society to you. Men are just not good enough to fuck you and if only we could fix that then everything would be fine. It's not you fucking fat-cocks indiscriminately and making a de facto second class citizenry. It's not that the Jews are just allowed to steal and commit genocide. The literal creator of AI is just too much not good enough to fuck you and THAT is the problem with society."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2025

loser

a pathetic person that no one likes. you can call a loser the following: an asshole, an idiot, an imbecile.

your such a loser go die.

by anne brady June 4, 2021

Bitch ass loser

A name given commonly to big nerd losers who have zero life! Anyone who possesses a nickname like this must suck ASS! Common side effects include: loserness, lack of humor, uncoolness, no life, no friends, gay… etc. these side effects can be fatal.

BRI: Mad is a BIIIGGGG bitch ass loser, anyone who hands out with him knows this!

ELI: I could never be a bitch ass loser, unlike that nerd.

BRI: Imagine!

by bributnot May 19, 2024