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Slippy Jimmy

The act of when having sex with a woman you taking your penis and put it in the woman’s ear then cum. After the act you then proceed to tickle her nose with your penis
Woman: hey baby let’s get freaky
Man: what on yo mind
Woman: let’s do a slippy jimmy

Man: get out
by Unknown_sources don’t ask February 2, 2021
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Jimmy Minute

The time it takes for a hungry athlete to eat two Jimmy Johns sandwiches. Usually about 10-15 actual minutes.
Yeah, I was so hungry after our first game I had to pull a Jimmy Minute dinner before the next game started.

Jeff: Did you hear about Cris?
Dillon: Yeah, I heard he pulled a 5 minute Jimmy Minute last night. What was up with that?
Jeff: He didn't eat much for lunch, so he was starving after soccer practice.
by Ashaa September 20, 2011
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Jimmy Chill

when you wipe your ass with a stock option application and give it to someone saying it isn't shitty
usually associate with head ass Jim Cramer, the worlds shittiest CNBC financial advisor, creating bag holders since 2000's.
a. Man, I lost so much listening to that terrible CNBC personality" "Dude, sounds like you got Jimmy Chill'd!"
b. "I though something about this CNBC suggested stock smelled shitty. It's a Jimmy Chill"
by TurkishRocks69 March 18, 2022
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Jimmy Party

When the party your friends throw is full of mostly male populates. Every one at the party has a "Jimmy". Or the only people invited were Jimmys (male). Or possibly more common, a guy named Jimmy invited all guys.
Your friend invites people to your house but only guys come. You say it looks like we are having a Jimmy Party
by KF22 March 18, 2011
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Jimmy's Mom

Jimmy: What do you guys want to do today?

Carl: Hang out with your mom (meaning Jimmy's Mom)
by SiriusBlackKinnie January 11, 2022
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The Jimmy Black

When you transfer to a station that doesn’t pickle and just lays 4 inch supply lines into Engine 7 on all of their working brownstone jobs
Mr. Rubottom said he would read me OSHA reports before bed so I pulled The Jimmy Black and went to Station 2.
by Jimmy Blacks Daddy March 6, 2022
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kangaroo jimmy

An Australian mate that thinks his uncircumcised penis is a condom
Oi mate! I’ll just kangaroo jimmy cheers mate.
by DR. Bitcoin October 14, 2021
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