Refers to someone stumbling and having a hard time standing up straight without swaying when drunk (because they look like they are walking through a strong wind tunnel).
by Mary Pickford November 19, 2007
A rare disorder that occurs in horses. Their heads will spin in a circle and looks as if they are trying to keep their eyes focused on a single wind turbine propeller as it spins around and around.
by NotKeithhhhh March 29, 2018
The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.
by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021
A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.
My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret
by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022
by Tina’s June 06, 2019
A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
by tackonator March 02, 2012
The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 24, 2021