Green Thermos

Green Thermos is military slang for a Cum Bucket.

The Petraeus scandal is much about an "unpaid social liaison" that is just politically spin on Slut or Green Thermos.

by T-Rex 317 November 14, 2012

green trombone

A large blunt of kush.

Person 1: Sup man?
Person 2: Just playin my green trombone, he he.

by Neeky Gerd February 18, 2015

Green Spout

A complete alpha male. The man that is superior to all other being around them. Usually largest penis size, and least gay.

Homeboy#1: Hey, wanna pasz after a right hand mike?
Homeboy#2: Nah brother-man, I’m the green spout!
Homeboy#1: Oh I apologize your majesty, my bad.
Homeboy#2: Stand down my inferior mouse dicked peasant!

by Dont.Spill.the.Kool.aid December 24, 2020

Green Saxophone

A bong.

Yeah righto mate I'll be right back, I'm just gonna have a play of the old green saxophone.

by happytherippa April 15, 2021

Trees are green.

Follows a comment in person or online where the response has no related connection to the topic. Amplifying the non-relevance of the prior response with irrelevant additional comment.

It is a sentence. Trees are green. Read the definition.

“My hair looks nice today”

Smh

by Kontinjent August 31, 2020

green topper

the freshly packed bowl of marijuana that will be given to the person in rotation that deserves or is in place to receive the first hit.

Andrew packs a green topper, yet gives it to Max, and says “You’ve had a rough day, looks like you need a green topper.”

by traumaqueen2000 June 14, 2022

Green toenails

Green toenails, often referred to as just GT, is something you dont want to have. just... if you have it... you are... well, most likely a woman who likes painting her nails, and quite frankly, just no. Dont paint your nails green... stop doing it istg.

She has the gross Green Toenails...

by Azilla April 21, 2023