courtney(guy)

To create a Courtney: add a dash of charm with a hint of assatrie. Make sure to use black food coloring and a lot of vegetables. Dump the Courtney in the pot and boil it for a solid 2 hours at 420 degrees Fahrenheit. Take him out of the pot and send him down the river. You now have a big dicked black boy with the name of Courtney. Have fun with him.

"Courtney(guy) get your ass to work or I will whip you!!!"

by thegoldenbullet May 16, 2018

Flag

Get the courtney(guy) mug.

Crazy Screaming Guy

Crazy guy who hangs out on 6th & Pine in downtown Seattle screaming incoherently about something that has to do with the Seattle police being communists and the Fry Apartments. Always holding a large decorative scepter and a sign that tries to “explain” his ramblings. It has a picture of Jesus but claims that he himself is in fact the son of god, yes. Also declares that the police give him “troblo” and wants nothing to do with you because you are working with the “Devil Communists” and signed papers against him. Deeply disturbed, yet entertaining individual.

"Man did you see that crazy screaming guy when you were downtown shopping?"

"Yes, he is the one who claims Seattle police are communists."

by Jesh86 October 3, 2008

Flag

Get the Crazy Screaming Guy mug.

Typical Guy

a guy who says he'll call but doesn't, tells you things that aren't true, has a bunch of "girlfriends", and uses u to get ass from.

a couple of guys that i've dated

by Britt December 7, 2003

Flag

Get the Typical Guy mug.

No More Mr. Nice Guy

A song by Alice Cooper.

And a phrase too if you want. self-explanatory...

Pretty much my new life starting today!
Fuck everyone else. I will never help another person ever again!

Also, this phrase is usually triggered by "Hooray for me and Fuck you!"

Fuck this, Fuck everybody! It's always Hooray for me and fuck you. Well thats it, No More Mr. Nice Guy!

you know what.. i'm gonna listen to that song right now!

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
'Til they got a hold of me.
I opened doors for little old ladies,
I helped the blind to see.
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers.
They can't be seen, with me and I'm gettin' real shot down
And I'm feeling mean.

No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
They say, he's sick he's obscene

I got no friends 'cause they read the papers.
They can't be seen, with me and I'm gettin' real shot down
And I'm, I'm gettin' mean.

No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
They say, he's sick he's obscene

My dog bit me on the leg today
My cat clawwed my eyes
Mom's been thrown out the social circle
And dad has to hide
I went to church, incognito
When everybody rose, the Reverand Smith,
He recognized me,
And punched me in the nose
He said,

No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
He said, you're sick, you're obscene

No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
He said, you're sick, you're obscene

by jeffffffffffffffffffffffffff June 11, 2011

Flag