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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

grease

bro she bad AF im trynna grease (or you could say "catch some grease")
by plotwist May 30, 2018
mugGet the greasemug.

Grease

Grease is a Santa Cruz slang term for crystal methamphetamine.getting greasy is when you are getting loaded.to de-grease is when you detox.
you need to lay off the grease for a while.
by Cody-Joe June 13, 2017
mugGet the Greasemug.

Grease

A person that nobody in the cool kids group likes, but still sticks to them just to get attention, clout , and all in all just to be one of them.
“ Man i cant handle these grease in my school, always sticking to my dick when im trying to make plans with my friends!”
by NarlyJordanian666 July 3, 2018
mugGet the Greasemug.

Grease Swap

To swap the poop grease of one's asshole with the asshole grease of another by scissoring each others o-rings together
"Let's lock these buttholes together and grease swap!". Can also be used as "Let's lock these buttholes together and swap some grease!"
by anonymous April 15, 2025
mugGet the Grease Swapmug.

Grease up all my folds

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube for vaginal dryness
god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

Delilah said 'God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds'
by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025
mugGet the Grease up all my foldsmug.

Grease Monkey

by Chipottie February 29, 2020
mugGet the Grease Monkeymug.

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