Google Spaz

A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.

Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.

Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.

Me: Of course not darling.

5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.

by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013

Google glance

When you use the first result in a google search as fact.

At a google glance republicans are right!

I google glanced it and it looks like you're correct.

According to a google glance you're wrong.

by EvilDans January 4, 2019

Google Doc

A thing that I have a lot of.

Person 1: Is there anything you have a lot of?
Person 2: Google Docs, that's for sure.

by marioisthebest June 30, 2022

manually google

when the internet is down and you actually have to look it up in a book

my computer isn't working so I had to manually google my homework all night, it sucked

by heinygirl February 20, 2011

Rage Googling

Rage Googling happens when you are so peeved at something that you start googling to see if there is anyone else out there as peeved as you are…

Rage Googling: to get mad and google to see if other people are mad at the same thing you are

I’m about to Rage Google why IKEA chairs don’t roll when you want them too!

by _SleepyCat_ June 23, 2022

Spring Googling

The act of searching one's own name within Google with the intention of cleaning up one's online persona. Often includes resetting multiple passwords.

"I have dozens of outdated blogs, portfolios and profiles online."

"Time to do a little Spring Googling."

by ijy April 19, 2014

Google Thumper

A person who uses Google as the bible to prove you wrong.

"Did you know sharks swim 1000 miles a day?"
"Actually no, it says right here on Google they swim 35 miles a day."
"You're such a Google thumper"
"You're still wrong"

by Quantum Rocket May 18, 2015