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El Turko

An alias given to someone who is of Greek descent. The meaning of the term is “the turk” in Spanish, and since the Greeks and Turks hate each other, it only seems appropriate.
El Turko, why are you so bad in beer pong?

I’m the best, the Greeks invented this game, the Turks are the ones that suck.

You don’t know the irony in that statement.
by la playa es bonita August 31, 2013
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El bandito

Golfer who arrives on a horse, wears a sombrero and leaves you with a sore arse. Often benefits from a Toddy
Oh here he is, el bandito! Arse is gonna hurt in 18 holes time.
by Jdub71981 June 22, 2018
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El Caballo

AKA The Lord of the Range Balls. El Caballo is the Demon ruling the land of Noogoria. He is recognized by his scorpion like face and massive legs capable of sending men 30 yards with one kick. It is also written that one day a hero will emerge and take the land of Noogoria from his grasp.
"When El Caballo arrives. All citized scatter."
by Lord Rodericus August 13, 2003
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El Diego

The best guy ever. AKA "The Doug"
El Diego kicked Logan's ass the other day after he tried to give him a donut punch.
by Jack Mehoff March 15, 2005
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EL CUCHE

A Hog in a desperate attempt to escape from Nooger and Coquette' (see def. for Nooger and Coquette')
El cuche died in an desperate attempt to escape the Alliance. He was captured and killed while stuck in a fence opening at the VCC
by JFP PRODUCTIONS July 20, 2003
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El Bonie

by Birddog23 October 6, 2012
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