DTT (double text theory)

The double text theory is defined as the act of another person texting you twice (or more) without you texting back, usually with a significant pause between texts (i.e. 5 minutes+). This Theory states that this action shows increased interest from a normal text-to-text conversation. The individual that receives the messages is most likely dominant in the conversation or relationship.

Girl: "Hey what's up?"
15 min later: "What are you doing?"
Boy: "nm u?"

Boy: "I can't wait to see that new movie with that thing! What are you doing friday?"
Hours later...
Boy: "So did you want to go with me to the movie?"
Girl: "New phone who diss?"

Usually if you act like a bitch and use the DTT (double text theory), you will be denied.

by CharlieDangerfield July 24, 2011

Double Handed Swan

An intricate masturbation technique used to achieve maximum stimulation and a mind blowing orgasm.

"When you were gone I totally pulled off the double handed swan." - Harry
"Awww man thats gross." - Vinay
"Yeah but it felt great." - Harry

by The.Party.Brigade November 18, 2009

Doublol

Combination of the word double and the phrase lol, referring to something too amusing for the mere lol and thus calling for the more powerful "doublol". Used most commonly shortly after someone has already replied to a previous statement with the less powerful lol.

Brant: So, I saw Alyssa and Josh earlier, I guess they're dating...
Matt: LOL
Brant: And somebody told me they were even engaged too...
Matt: DOUBLOL!!111!1

by jetermd22 March 18, 2010

double nots

stuck in two situations. can't decide to go to one or the other

person 1: which girl should i date?

person 2: don't know dude. sounds like double nots to me

by darkesthypershadow June 14, 2010

Double Down Sandwich

For 5$ extra your server can stab you in the heart

That Double Down Sandwich was delicious!

That heart attack was delicious!

by Colonel Kentucky May 7, 2010

Double XL (2XL)

A brand of cigar paper which has twice the width of the standard size. the papers are almost always used for blunts because of the ease at which they can be rolled, as well as the DELICIOUS smell and taste.

ay man, you wanna go roll a blunt?

fosho, lemme go pick up a double XL (2XL)

by ThaMaddHatter December 18, 2010

double whoosh

When the other party not only doesn't get the joke, they don't get the explanation either.

"To get to the other side."

But why?

Double whoosh.

by BJ33196 October 21, 2010