Cooper

Shorter than ant
Shorter than those meercat mini status in Australia

Yo cooper

Hey
U short
Fuck off

by Border patrol November 27, 2024

DB Cooper

The act of mixing multiple songs together. Also highly acceptable if you turn multiple screens of music on your computer and play them all at the same time. and then opening the front door to your house and turning the volume to your speakers all the way up and waiting for the angry senile guy across the street to call the sheriff’s office and complain about noise.

Me and Bret were DB Coopering the other night and he opened too many music files on his computer and started playing them in unison to the ones I opened and then he opened the door at 2:00 in the morning and turned the speakers all the way up. Surely enough the sheriffs showed up in a few minutes and made us turn it down.

by your mom 412 July 1, 2025

Cooperitis

The act of being sexually horny in class. The name derives from the common horniness of young adults named Cooper.

Sam: I can't stop staring at her tits, bro!
Jimmy: Woah! Thats crazy! You've got crazy Cooperitis bro!

by tuffmango67blud July 11, 2025

cooper larson

Someone who is very clumsy and always fucks things up and gets no butches

I'm happy I get bitches, unlike cooper larson

Yeah me too he's so clumsy

by You'readipshit January 18, 2025

cooper likes over-aged women

cooper is a 15 year old boy who likes over aged women because anytime he sees a woman of age 50+ he gets super hard and his massive wings allow him to fly over and rizz up the moderately grandma lookin ah woman

Cooper: oh my, I'm so hard for granny over there.
Kacy: NOOOO COOPER YOU HAVE TO RESIST, SHE HAS NO ASS, IT'S ALL WRINKLY
Cooper: I can't I'm flying over to her right now.
Granny: well hello there young man, you should CUM back to my place.
Kacy:''calls Lelan'' Bro I think cooper likes over-aged women way too much

by CraZYDuck25 February 3, 2025

Cooper

"a hater" is also colloquially known as "a cooper".

Stop hating, stop coopering. Why be a hater, why be a cooper and so on

by Iamjustme February 4, 2025

Cooper Yeagley

Kid with cute ahh ears and a cute ahh fluffy ahh head he Mogs nobody because he is level 10 chopped and Dagon Norris Mogs him. He is trash at boxing and he has little ahh trash ahh arms and eye muscles. His eye lift is unoptimal and his boxing skills remind people of a siamese choking cat. (also is friends with Joel Susano)

"Hey have you heard what cooper did?"
"Yeah, Cooper Yeagley the kid with the cute ahh fluffy ahh head?"

by Jonathan siar hate clun February 10, 2025