Coopering

When you think, imagine, or form a question around the most ridiculous theories or "What if" / hypothetical scenarios.

"What happens if, while playing a round of golf, you hit your ball into the water and a fish eats it?"

"Stop; you're coopering again."

by NickSultan April 10, 2021

Mariea Cooper

A drug adict skank who doesn't care about anyone but herself a real whore who should spen the rest of her sad miserable life in prison steals from her kids a dumb slut

Hey look at that crack whore she must be Mariea Cooper

by Chicken_little77 March 16, 2020

Cooper

A Cooper is typically a good for nothing fag who smokes darts and sucks dick. He has a below average penis and small testicles. A coopers mother is normally quite a smoking hot respectable mature woman. Cooper enjoys smoking on that zaa-zaa, however his jobless antics make it quite difficult to fund his smoking habits.

Person 1: "Wow, that guy is SUCH a Cooper"
Person 2: "What a faggot"

by Person with a job February 12, 2023

cooper

another word for a penis used at WJHS Mostly by Carson W, and Collin P because they both have tiny penises

Guy: You wanna come eat this cooper
Girl: What’s that
Guy: My shlong
Girl: Shut up yours is tiny I have a picture

by bitchwhore69 December 5, 2019

Cooper

OMG cooper has a huge fat dick that everyone around wants to suck

it massive i was in it last night

thanks cooper it justine

Cooper dick is huge

by justine firman March 3, 2025

Cooper

A very tall and handsome guy, always has a girl crushing on him. Very approachable and if you ever want to talk to him, he will always sit and listen. Very kind and caring towards people aswell. Very handsome like I said before and gets alot of girls.

Hannah: “Okay tell me your crush”
Kate: “Okay, okay.. it’s cooper”
Hannah: “Wait what I like him too??”

by igetalotofdick April 29, 2022

Cooper

Cooper is a man who is tall, black haired, moderately skinny, and who has a cute voice. Cooper usually shows his feelings in a way that may come off as uninterested, but he is actually crazy for you. He blushes a lot and your friends TOTALLY ship you guys together. He is charming, unperfect, caring, and kind.

Friend1: Ooooooh~ Cooper
Friend2: Y/N and Cooper sitting in a tree-

Brother1: Hey Cooper, any updates on Y/N?

by dudelookatdisdood April 24, 2022