Bullshit Bitch

Someone who keeps/can't stop screwing up, or constantly hurts others.

She tries to help but all she does is bring everyone down. She is such a bullshit bitch.

by Proxxy September 11, 2017

Bullshit Good

A place, experience, person or food that is/was beyond good. So good, that it needs bullshit in front of the word good just to describe how good it is/was.

"How good was that banana bread this morning?"
"Bro, it was bullshit good"

"How was your night last night?"
"Dude, it was bullshit good"

"So, was he/she any good between the sheets?"
"Man, he/she was bullshit good"

by NatalieH March 06, 2019

Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.

"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"

by anon_king April 22, 2018

bullshit ass bullshit

When something is above and beyond untrue or false but still happens to you!

I just got screwed at work… that’s some bullshit ass bullshit!

I just got a flat tire! That some bullshit ass bullshit

by Urbandicologist June 16, 2021

Bullshit don’t believe it

For someone to tell you something but you dont believe it

IM A FAST TPER I CAN THINK WHEN IM TPEING
:Bullshit don’t believe it

by Hjagdjns March 21, 2021

fairytale bullshit

A term used to define a series of events in one's life that in hindsight seem to be extremely far-fetched and ridiculous due to both how it happened and how lucky they were. It would be something you would expect out of an inspirational movie instead of a regular person's experience.

The fact that I met my significant other at a party in a house I helped in building years prior is a bunch of fairytale bullshit.

by Wepartakeinsometomfoolery August 08, 2023

Sideways Bullshit

Such utter bullshit, it needs to be turned sideways.

John: My mom doesn't wanna fuck you.

Bill: That's some sideways bullshit!

by Jesterr___ March 18, 2022