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Boomers paradox

Simpler time when life was simultaneously hard and good.
My father used to beat me with a belt for changing the temperature on the thermostat.. ah good old days! - boomers paradox
by Thomas Payne March 15, 2024
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Boomer

Boomers disease (Bumeris Ignaris) is a condition affecting the Cerebellum.
Symptoms include: Denouncing increasing technological superiority to previous devices, Disregarding the great mental and physical benefits of new technology, The creation of hypocritical cartoons, Animations, Or just simple media (Articles, Etc) And the belief of superiority over newer generations.

According to research, Symptoms usually start to occur between the ages of 47 - 60, And usually the person experiencing these symptoms has contracted Boomers disease at the age of 44 - 54.

Other symptoms and effects have been suggested over the years and are being tested and proven by scientists in the University of Broland, Led by professor S. Rolf.

The Condition is very common among the baby boomer generation (1946 – 1964) And is becoming an increasing problem.
Person 1: The patient has been confirmed to have contracted the condition.
Person 2: Which condition?
Person 1: Boomers Disease
Person 2: God save him
by Chaddus Maximus May 27, 2020
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Boomer Box

Another name for a wallet or purse. Has become a more common term as cards and ID become digital, eliminating the need to have them physically.
Boomer: *pulls out wallet*
Zoomer: Nice boomer box
by flabbyfetous July 19, 2022
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Boomer

n. anything that disappoints more than usual.
-a person, place or thing that sucks out loud.
We went to a garage sale and it was a boomer.
by cheekydre October 10, 2021
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Boomer

Probably you you ignorant shit if you don't know what a boomer is you probably are one
Boomer:(literally any instruction)
Millennial /gen z: ok boomer
by WhyDoYouWantToKnowYouPerve November 24, 2019
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boomer

its not an age, its a mindset. when that one person (of any age)asks you to do their chores because they think nothing has changed since the

"good old days."
boomer: help me with my chores
me: no
boomer: why not! you millennials should help a friend in need.
me: ok boomer
by afromyke January 18, 2020
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Boomer

Hey man, you got any of those trippy boomers
by markycoast2coast June 14, 2020
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