boner relapse

(n.) the occurence or time period of a random, unprovoked boner after masterbating.

After just masterbating, I was embarressed to have boner relapse during dinner with my mother.

by kilomanjina July 20, 2010

Boner Piss

When having to take a drug test and the urine going into the cup comes from a boner; usually in the morning

I didn't want boner piss in my urine sample, so I had to wait until my hard-on went away.

by djscat March 13, 2013

dick boner

dick boner is the boner that happens a bad and or horrible times such as a presentation or in class causing the effect of your boner being a dick

dude I got a dick boner in a class presentation it was so embarrassing

by trollzor48 September 29, 2017

media boner

When the media latches onto something that they can make a big deal out of such as the swine flue even though way more people die of the regular flue every year than the swine flue. Other examples include the SARS disease and anything that is made up to be much more important or serious than it really is.

Dude 1-"God dude there is a total media boner going on about the swine flue right now."

Dude 2-"Ya no kidding as long as you don't live in a box and can go to the doctor your going to be fine."

by J Johnsonnfromdubville May 23, 2009

Educated Boner

When you get a boner in school.

Tom: yo im not going to class today
Abe: why not, sex ed is fun?
Tom: im trying to avoid getting an educated boner.

by ballsackman January 30, 2010

Boner Fruit

synonym for testicles, balls, nads, rocks, stones, gonads, jewels, ball sack

A good girl will also play with your boner fruit during a BJ

by chimmler December 23, 2009

woman boner

the female equivalent of a boner.
while it is largely a conceptual term, it is humanly possible. the clitoris, much like the penis, will swell up and harden when aroused. only for ladies, its really tiny and unnoticable. also exemplified in pointy nipples.

Oh my god did you see Tyler take off his shirt? That gave me a raging woman boner.

by thisisntchristine December 1, 2011