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Blumpkin Soup

A dish created after ejaculation from Blumpkin is kept in female's mouth with the male's dingleberry's added into the female's mouth creating a well rounded and tasty Blumpkin soup.
I finished adding the final ingredient to the Blumpkin soup which brought up a unique and delightful smell in the bathroom.
by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024
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blue blumpkins

When a girl leaves you with blue balls after performing the first half of a blumpkin, your blue balls are more specifically blue blumpkins.
Dude, that chick left me with some serious blue blumpkins
by Mitchell Hauff September 10, 2013
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Prairie Blumpkin

Derived from "prairie oyster", a prairie blumpkin is when you're buddy is giving you head and you throw an egg in his face. Origins trace back to "Let Him Cook" from Pepperbox.tv
I was getting head from Jerry in the woods when I decided that it would be much better to turn it into a prairie blumpkin with my handy pocket egg
by legendchecker October 23, 2024
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Blumpkin

The process of cleaning out your urinary tract.
by No.3 March 26, 2024
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Blumpkin

Blowjob while on toilet.
I wanna good blumpkin rn.
by c7906 March 5, 2025
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BLUMPKIN Sandwich

The glorious action of recieving amazing head, while suffering from a disastrous taco Tuesday melt down and you whip out your master Chef skills and whip up a sandwich on his/her head before they swallow your load.
One Chad to another Chad

"BROOO you know that chick Stephanie dude?? Shes bangin dude!!! But you'll never guess what happened last night bro. Like, me and that chick Stephanie were totally getting it on dude, and I made her eat a blumpkin sandwich dude. It was glorious
by DR-Semi-Philish. July 3, 2019
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Blumpkin

It’s when you receive oral sex when taking a shit.
Dude is it true you got a blumpkin from the hotel maid?
by lordofmemes50 July 31, 2018
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