Blind Hate Idiot

Blind Hate Idiot (BHI) - Someone who hates Disney Star Wars only because they hate women and black people. "I DIDN'T LIKE IT, SO EVERYTHING SUCKS!!!" is what they caw amongst their murder of crows while watching the critically acclaimed "Disney's The Acolyte" tv show on Disney+ (streaming now!) Be warned! BHI's are also extremely prone to cousin humping.
That Blind Hate Idiot can't see the artistry in the Acoltye because he's blind, an idiot, and full of hate!
by dolphinknees007 June 13, 2024
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Blind Whisper

When you stick your ball sack on your partners face to cover both eye-sockets, and then when she goes to speak you slap your penis on their mouth when they speak and tell them to shhhhh.
by Steel Soldier 187 June 01, 2022
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blind class

just a blind guy who is secretly stronger than all of the scp characters caz the fucking the plot
james : hey blind class read this and finish the spell thanks

blind class : blinks blinks
by cam the man who is also sam December 15, 2021
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blind eye syndrome

Blind eye syndrome is a characterisation of someone who is visually impaired in one eye and visually unimpaired in the other.

When this person interacts with the average person, they close their visually impaired eye. However, when this person interacts with a particular person or type of person, they close their visually unimpaired eye.

If you associate with someone with blind eye syndrome that closes their visually unimpaired eye, when they are interacting with you, this indicates that you are not a high priority to them, and you should consider isolating yourself from them, because their disregard of your well-being may prompt you to expend all your time and energy on their well-being in the hope of opening their visually unimpaired eye, but as your lifeless body stands there with not a single picojoule left to spare, you will discover that there is nothing you can do to be seen by them, thus being possessed by an overwhelming notion of worthlessness and unworthiness of love.
“Why am I the only one that is putting effort into our relationship? You are always begging our other friends to make plans with you. What about me? Do you just have blind eye syndrome or something?”
by Thomas Hobbes II March 05, 2022
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poor blindness

Akin to ad blindness, this describes the behavior where a person is so used to seeing poverty that her mind just ignores it altogether as if it didn't exist.
Due to poor blindness, Milchom lived with content and joy regardless if he lived in the slums where everybody barely had food to eat.
by TiTo MeMing September 12, 2024
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Blind date Butler

a term you use when someone picks you up or drops you off so you can go on a date/hook up
Him - wow you got to the restaurant early
Me- yeah thanks to my blind date butler
by Sexykittyluvr445 January 28, 2025
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blind trim

The faggoty way they trim paragliders in boulder.
He pulled the pecker out of his butt amd putt it in his eyes before blind trim check on his glider.
by Ghost of Paul Revere November 25, 2023
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