named after the famous British vehicle of ellegance, style, and performance, yet this version is lacking in all the above. it is a cheap knock off version with no strengths to speak of or for that matter--soul.
clown car version of aston martin, kit car version of aston matin, fake car, car, austin martin car, aston martin. "That Austin Martin is nothing but a fake peice of crap."
by Stephnitezanfuntime December 22, 2011
when your male partner swirls their fingers around in your anus until a thick brown sludge continuously pours out
by blissful ignorance January 15, 2025
The most amazing couple you will ever meet. They are perfect for each other. Everyone is jealous of how perfect they are. They are fight sometimes but they always get over it. They will one day marry and they will have kids and live a happy life. but they will have a few bumps on the way to a happy life. but they will fight through it together.
by urban_dictionary130 April 25, 2016
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by ThatGuyWithTheFaceAndHair October 17, 2014
by Bob don April 04, 2017
Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.
by Katfartsalot May 13, 2024