anal obsessive

The next level up for someone who is anal retentive and obsessive compulsive.

Don't touch that! Jill is anal obsessive about her desk. If you move something, she will know.

anal obsessive by OliviaMcK December 30, 2008

Anal beats

Taking it in the ass doggie style

Bob- man how drunk was I
Rob- man you where fucked up
Bob- man my ass feels like I've had anal beats all night
Rob- I know I have it on camera

Anal beats by A litt;e bit Cooler December 9, 2008

Anal Storm 

When a women gets viciously anal fucked by usually more than one man. It can also be said when two or more objects are rammed up a chicks anus. e.g stapler, phone, wine bottle or a darth vader limited addition action figure.

"Quiet Bitch! You bout to get ANAL STORMED!" "Ow! Ow! OWWWW!" "Is that darth vadar?" "Shut the fuck up slut!" "OWWWWWW!"

Anal Storm by studdy01 June 23, 2009

anal with a twist 

While performing deep downwards thrusts into a females ass, usually while she is laying down on her stomach, reach under her hips from the outside and massage her vagina, while she is experiencing intense feelings, shove a pre-cut lemon into her vagina.

Guidelines: Make sure you are about to cum, or do it while you are cumming, as she will probably resist this action and become very pissed and you'll want to get your nut off in time.

Also, remember to sit your lemon in a handy place.

This can also be done with a lime.

Guy 1, "Remember that girl Hannah that works at Amber's daycare?"
Guy 2, "Hahaha I heard she was a slut"
Guy 1, "I totally gave that bitch anal with a twist last night."
Guy 2, "Is that why your car has a busted window??"
Guy 1, "Totally worth it."

anal with a twist by Rob smokes blunts December 29, 2010

Anal Marmalading 

To gather anal fluids over the course of time by fingering and fisting your partner's ass, eventually filling a jar which can then be used as a conserve to accompany toast on a Sunday morning's breakfast.

My girlfriend always loved a good anal marmalading, although the end product did taste a bit tangy for her liking.

Anal Marmalading by Sui generis DS January 22, 2011

Anal Beef 

When you shit your brains out, and your brain seeps onto the floor resulting in extreme pain.

Dude, I just anal beefed your mom last night!

Anal Beef by The Anal Doctor August 6, 2011

Anal Licking 

Anal Licking is the act of a person using their tongue to dance around in another person's booty-hole, usually giving pleasure to the other person. (or maybe not)

Random Person: Hey! Dude I had the best anal licking given to me yesterday by some random lady on the streets!
Me: Damn dude it was probably a whore
Random Person: Whatever, I enjoyed the anal licking I got
Me: *shakes head*

Anal Licking by Mr.Bro October 22, 2013