Austin- Austin is a nigga that consistently has chapped lips. An Austin will generally get his ass beat by a Nick who happens to be an Avetard and an outard. You can see an Austin looking for chapstick everywhere he goes because he has a very rare form of herpes
by small0ffeast December 25, 2019
Get the Austinmug. Is a hot Scottish man who will swoop in right during the time of your life when you need him the most. You will ask yourself “where has this man been my entire life?” And “what did I do to deserve him?”. He is so caring, even to people he barely knows, he would literally give the shirt off his back to help others. He knows exactly how to cheer you up, how to give advice, and is an amazing listener. Once you meet an Austin you will feel so safe and comfortable, like you can let your guard down finally. Austin is by far the best thing that will ever happen to you so better try hard to keep him.
by Bee31 May 10, 2022
Get the Austinmug. Austin, He’s sweet and kind so funny and be a meanie at times but it’s all just fun and games. He has his mullet with his brunette hair and a cowboy if you ever saw one. He’s the most nicest boy I know. It was the fall I fell for a boy named Austin and dang how much I love fall now.
Austin’s is mine now<33
by Shicaraaaa September 17, 2024
Get the Austinmug. A funny caring idiot Austin's loveable and he's someone u need in your life he can be rude at time but he's amazing he's cute and many more things
by Courtney_love January 1, 2021
Get the Austinmug. by Austin’s friend May 2, 2022
Get the Austinmug. The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.
"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
Get the Austin Dyer Specialmug. A fucking hot ass guy that you would fuck at all cost. This guy is so sexually attractive that you would do anything to get with them
by voidrawa April 29, 2023
Get the Austin Stogsdillmug.