Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword May 6, 2018

Cumshot Cannon

This is the use of lube that reacts with semen to create a green, snotty substance that functions as glue. The Indian Military used multiple versions of this technique during the Great Poop War and World War I and II. Some variations included vests stuffed with the substance, formerly popularized by the Arabians

I didnt know he would turn up with his Cumshot Cannon

by RFN Real Fucking Niceguy June 4, 2025

Queef Cannon

When you punch a girl hard enough in the uterus thar she indefinitely won’t stop queefing

“Hey Matthew heard you hit the queef cannon on that slut last night”

“Hell yeah that shit wouldn’t stop!”

by Grabeast69 June 30, 2021

Loading the Cannon

A term used in reference to the act of sounding. Loadint the cannons specifically notates using an onject witha notable diameter, but a short length. Such as a AA battery. To load the cannon one usually inserts the object into the urethra until it is fully encompased in the urethra.

I was loading the cannon last night, dude it burnt so good!

by 1818551 February 10, 2024

Cum Cannon

When a male squirt too much while pounding a girl really hard.

I cum cannoned your girl

by Dino Dick Dave April 12, 2019

Portugese cannon

The act of haveing sex and shooting ur kidney stone into her pussy.

Last night I gave that bitch the ol portugese cannon

by Deeznutz and sideshow_matt January 5, 2022

Bass Cannon

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.

Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?

by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016