microsoft windows

despite what you hear, a pretty decent operating system (although its probably not worth 200 dollars...). It works fine, its very n00b friendly, and all it takes to install a program is a double click. yes, it crashes (of course windows me crashes a lot more...). so does linux, mac, freebsd, solaris... all operating systems crash. People who complain about it crashing are people who try to tinker with it. windows isnt made for tinkering, otherwise it would be open source. you wanna mess with stuff get gentoo freebsd. i've leave my windows machine on for months and it works just as fine as my notebook with linux on it. if windows were as bad as linux zealots said then it wouldnt be able to be sold for 200 bucks.

almost anything you do in any operating system an be done in any other operating system. just get the one you think has the prettiest gui.

example must include the term microsoft windows

by borstalbreakout September 22, 2006

4 Way Window Pane

A type of LSD that is supposed to blow the mind!

Dude, I wish I had a 4 way window pane right now!

by Ducho April 25, 2006

windows

Microsoft's PC operating system. Focused more on people who use computers and thrives with it's grand compatibility. A very dynamic operating system

omg leik WINDSOZ IS TEHA SUCX and LUNXIX!!!!! mca ox S is l33torz!!!lolololololollol!!!!111

Just recently I got my copy of Windows XP. Okay, so I got a pirate copy.

by Trann January 24, 2004

window watcher

when doing your chick blindfold her & then pull a switcharoo with your buddy hiding in the closet. Make sure she is facing the window & in the doggie style position. Then make your way outside to the other side of the window. When you buddy pulls off the blindfold, your waving back at her. It is much better when it's your buddies chick.

Hey man do you want to go pick up your girlfriend and do the window watcher?

by CPJester May 13, 2009

windows

to all you jack-offs who claim windows never crashes if used by anyone with more than half a brain: here is proof that it does. This is a movie clip of someone who works for microsoft showing off windows and having if fail and go to the blue screen of death. enjoy!

microsoft is good when it's not crashing.

by Juice Box June 28, 2003

Windows

A series of computer operating systems that, despite what you may read from several other sources on here, are quite stable, very easy to use, and are the most compatible operating systems I know of.

I have been running with my copy of Windows XP without rebooting for over 3 months now, and it is still working fine. Yeah, I have used ctrl+alt+delete a couple of times, but that was just because I got a file from a former friend, while he was still a friend, including a virus, and I trusted him so I didn't bother scanning and it wasn't recognized by Norton, so I just looked at my processes and ended it, and my computer works fine now. (that was over 2 months ago)

by homocidal rabbi November 24, 2004

Window Licker

A retard, an idiot, or just a person that licks the windows on the special bus.

ALECK: After I asked out Kalli, I hight fived her because she said yes.

TIM: What the fuck!?!? Are you a window licker?

by Bobby Rydell June 15, 2010