Wanker

Ginger who masturbates to 8th graders

Ryan Lisle is a wanker

by ..babie June 10, 2018

potty-wanker

When a person masterbates sitting on the toilet.

Forget about him, he is a potty-wanker!

by Psychic Party November 28, 2023

Poo Wanker

Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.

That guy over there is such a poo wanker..

by nofun March 16, 2014

Serial wanker

Serial wanker

Aaron Tonner is a serial wanker he chokes his chicken 6 times a day

by Carbrain stoner October 6, 2022

Wanker

People who build synthetic users.

Here in the UK we have a technical term for people that create and use user-less research Al services. We call them wankers.

by huguini April 6, 2023

lanyard wanker

Someone who wears a lanyard somewhere unnecessary because they think it makes them look important.

The pub was full of lanyard wankers going for a drink after work

by jaydoubleyou1969 October 12, 2022

Tentbox Wanker

One who purchases a roof private wanking tent, proceeds to wank at least once per camping session, then spends the rest of the year, driving round the UK with it attached to his roof, rarely is seen actually being used, too lazy to remove from the vehicle. In some instances found in convoy with other wankers. Some people manage to fit 2 x wanking boxers in vehicles such as Ford Rangers etc...

Look at the Tentbox Wanker, or have you seen that 10ft wanker, imagine taking a dump in the middle of the night and forgetting you're 10ft off the ground...

by Wankbox November 3, 2025