Weasel wagon

Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.

I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.

by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018

happy wagon

A term used for pedophile van

I swear to Christ, if you don't bring back my headphones, I'll take you to the man who ownes the happy wagon!

by Orphan_kicKER December 14, 2019

Diabetes Wagon

A slang term for ice cream truck

Look mom, it's the diabetes wagon!

by cdeeznutz March 13, 2020

Hay wagon

When an alcoholic stops drinking by substituting the use of marijuana.
Also see California Sober.

I had to stop drinking and get on the wagon.

But the bumps in the road aren't so rough when you're riding the hay wagon.
(Winking)

by christostef August 8, 2023

Canvas Wagon

An archaic term for Docking.

Steve and Denver decided it was time to take their relationship to the next level by creating a Canvas Wagon between themselves.

by Stenver August 15, 2025

Turd Wagon

A juvenile term of endearment often used by siblings as a way to bond.

Way to go turd wagon.

by Buttmunch1! October 9, 2022

Riding The Singularity Wagon

My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.

Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".

If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.

"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"

by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023