The one turtle that will rule them all,highly intelligent,likes to make terrible pun and have a hella nice muscle
by Nugs92 June 13, 2018
Get the ancient turtlemug. Do not invite Eric to any of my parties because he will turtle-tip about his most recent trip or promotion or raise or how otherwise perfectly ideal his life is, and I will want GAME OVER.
Penelope is such a Turtle-Tipper! She can't stand to hear someone else get a compliment without chiming in to brag about how her experience is at least slightly better. Princess had the right idea by constantly being in another castle!
Penelope is such a Turtle-Tipper! She can't stand to hear someone else get a compliment without chiming in to brag about how her experience is at least slightly better. Princess had the right idea by constantly being in another castle!
by GoGoGoRoVo May 1, 2014
Get the Turtle-Tipmug. Hey Christen, are you gonna eat your turtle back fries?
Unpopular opinion: Turtle back fries at Chick-fil-A are the best fries ever.
I hate it when Chick fil A gives me those turtle back fries.
Turtle back fries are a vehicle for sauce.
Unpopular opinion: Turtle back fries at Chick-fil-A are the best fries ever.
I hate it when Chick fil A gives me those turtle back fries.
Turtle back fries are a vehicle for sauce.
by Brookola February 9, 2021
Get the Turtle backmug. A sex position in which one partner tries cum exceptionally quickly, but takes a break until the other partner cums first.
Amanda is so nice because she does the turtle and the hare with Jake, giving him as much time as he needs.
by Hero of Ideals January 8, 2015
Get the the turtle and the haremug. by haydenpotato November 13, 2016
Get the orange turtlemug. 1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.
by john November 19, 2004
Get the turtle dickmug. A hand gesture created and used to shed light on the fact a certain situation has become "awkward". It doesn't look like a turtle, or an awkward turtle, it's just dumb.
Johnny: So, when she said that I was all like *awkward turtle*
Dave: Dude, that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen, plus, it just makes you look like an ass for making the awkward situation more awkward. It doesn't even look like a turtle.
Johnny: Oh, uh *awkward turtle*
Dave: You're a dumbass.
Dave: Dude, that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen, plus, it just makes you look like an ass for making the awkward situation more awkward. It doesn't even look like a turtle.
Johnny: Oh, uh *awkward turtle*
Dave: You're a dumbass.
by Oy, Nineteen, Eld August 17, 2008
Get the Awkward Turtlemug.