by OOF GOD 6000 May 20, 2019
by Susan Jeffery February 23, 2019
A Tube Stretcher is when a couple puts super glue in the vagina and Inserts the penis then walk away from each other pulling the Penis to its maximum length.
Look human people the URBAN DICTIONARY is the PILOT OF THE FUTURE because it utilizes our TUBE of CREATION which are all of them singular as YOU TUBE remembering that YOU is also for the PLURAL is for all the TUBES in our anatomical body (YOU TUBE); which don't get confused is that TWO PEOPLE or more is PLURAL PLURAL hence AMEN PHRASEOLOGY = TUBE PHRASEOLOGY not VICE VERSA as the BIBLE has too many non human ascribed and alluded creatures contained with in it's entire text.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE August 30, 2021
I was supposed to work another 2 hours but instead curled up with my laptop and watched Bon Appetít's Test Kitchen as my comfort tube.
by Skaunti January 27, 2020
Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 28, 2023