by hufihieferf October 28, 2021
A place you go ever since 6 years old. You go to school when your probably 3 too, but is more more fun and makes up childhood. As soon as you get older, the more boring and painful it is.
Language Arts - A boring class where you art taught a language you speak fluently, and they treat you like English is your second language. Other than that, it's making less fluent at English.
Math - The most pounding thing on the planet. The math they teach is confusing and hard. Math is also an Acronym for "Mental Abuse To Humans". There is some interesting math subjects, but it's not taught in school, such as the 4th Dimension and 1D nets. The only fun thing about Math is that you can get a calculator and spell "Boobies" on it or type 7734 and flip it upside down, saying "This is what school actually is"
Homework - You've already sat longer than the age of the known universe in your chair, Teacher's are like "How about you thing this home?" and no, they don't do anything about it other than an F-. Homework can even cause health problems. One girl suicide-jump herself off a 17 story building over homework.
Waking up - So you said that you want to stay up until midnight? Well think again. When your mom comes into your room she will pull the covers and make you wake up all of a sudden, which isn't really a healthy thing.
Language Arts - A boring class where you art taught a language you speak fluently, and they treat you like English is your second language. Other than that, it's making less fluent at English.
Math - The most pounding thing on the planet. The math they teach is confusing and hard. Math is also an Acronym for "Mental Abuse To Humans". There is some interesting math subjects, but it's not taught in school, such as the 4th Dimension and 1D nets. The only fun thing about Math is that you can get a calculator and spell "Boobies" on it or type 7734 and flip it upside down, saying "This is what school actually is"
Homework - You've already sat longer than the age of the known universe in your chair, Teacher's are like "How about you thing this home?" and no, they don't do anything about it other than an F-. Homework can even cause health problems. One girl suicide-jump herself off a 17 story building over homework.
Waking up - So you said that you want to stay up until midnight? Well think again. When your mom comes into your room she will pull the covers and make you wake up all of a sudden, which isn't really a healthy thing.
Mom: You are now gonna go to preschool!
Child: Yay I'm going to preschool to make friends!
13 years later
Child (Now an Adolescent): Mom school is ruining my life
Child: Yay I'm going to preschool to make friends!
13 years later
Child (Now an Adolescent): Mom school is ruining my life
by 7point92x57mauser June 24, 2019
The most sadistic form punishment in this day and age. The average person is subjected to at least 14 years of this in their only lifetime.
by The Hidden Owl May 24, 2018
Where Teachers send you home for wearing the 'Incorrect' uniform but the reason you wear non uniform is to feel secure about yourself.
And where you have the dumb maths tests. Do people really go to a shop and buy 60 watermelons?
And where you have the dumb maths tests. Do people really go to a shop and buy 60 watermelons?
"Get you're ass away from school and go to your house now and get the right uniform."
'Luke bought 60 watermelons, which cost £1.74 each. How much did he spend?'
'Luke bought 60 watermelons, which cost £1.74 each. How much did he spend?'
by Urbanary Diction November 02, 2014
It is also known as a jail for your kids.Every day(except the weekends) a yellow bus arrives to pick up your child
then it goes to a very specific place which is called "School" there are teachers who are teaching kids subjects such as math,about nature and etc.Now why do they call it jail? School buses are yellow,same color buses are used to deliver the inmates to jail. no one on the earth likes going to school(except some nerds) because there are 6+ lessons every day.Kids are not interested to the teachers,some of those kids are disturbing the whole class...they are annoying aren't they? and the worst part about school are homeworks.They get back home tired after those lessons and teachers are giving them extra work at home.I mean seriously thats a waste of energy isn't it? Thats why do i(and maybe majority of students) call school "Jail" Thanks for reading this i think most of you will disagree with my opinion but still.Have a nice day everyone😊
then it goes to a very specific place which is called "School" there are teachers who are teaching kids subjects such as math,about nature and etc.Now why do they call it jail? School buses are yellow,same color buses are used to deliver the inmates to jail. no one on the earth likes going to school(except some nerds) because there are 6+ lessons every day.Kids are not interested to the teachers,some of those kids are disturbing the whole class...they are annoying aren't they? and the worst part about school are homeworks.They get back home tired after those lessons and teachers are giving them extra work at home.I mean seriously thats a waste of energy isn't it? Thats why do i(and maybe majority of students) call school "Jail" Thanks for reading this i think most of you will disagree with my opinion but still.Have a nice day everyone😊
by Nedux007 October 30, 2019
Is often described as hell, makes people stress, and is why a lot of college students don't sleep at night
by Anonymous8234 May 29, 2021