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United States of America

The best frickin' country in the world! and the only one that matters. So all you countries out there that complain about us, Shut your mouth cuz' we pay for your shit and we deal with all your BS.

Basically, everyone is playa hatin' because their jealous of the United States of America and most of all because, We run this shit!
Person: What's that piece of crap up North

Genius: Oh yeah it's Canada, the place that always bitches about the US even though we do all their shit!

The United States of America rules!
by TBurr May 31, 2007
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Discovery Of America

Many Many years ago Noah was sailing around on his ark with all the animals. After years at sea the ark was becoming something of a tip, there was shit everywhere. So one day Noah desided to compress all the fosilised animal shit together and throw it over board. Thousands of years later Christopher Columbus was on a fishing trip and discovered it!
Christopher Columbus: WOW! Would you look at that great piece of shit. I think I will discover this and place a rare breed of people on it, loan them my language until the develop one of their own and call them Yanks. This is the discovery of America.
by Beanie Boy March 3, 2008
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Boy Scouts of America

The biggest group of losers and freaks ever assembled.
The Boy Scouts of America has weird-ass people in it.
by Deahenle August 12, 2004
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United States of America

A country founded as a melting pot which became the most racist shit hole ever to walk the earth. One Hispanic alone will be made fun of by white trash goverment ruling mother fuckers. FUCK AMERICA.
Dude where you moving.
United States of America.
Don't, it's a piece of shit, move to Canada. No ones racist there.
I finally understand.
by A Rebel October 14, 2010
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Soka University of America

A liberal-arts university located in Aliso Viejo, CA. Often considered a Buddhist school, SUA claims to be "diverse, student-centered, and humanistic." Considering that the school is barely 9 years old during the writing of this definition, it remains to be seen if it will live up to it's ambitious standards.

According to students, SUA is the "home of the weird".
The school mascot is the lion.
So where do you go to school?
Soka University of America

Where the hell is that?
Exactly.
by suplotus April 14, 2010
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Boy Scouts of America

A paramilitary group full of young and impressionable children that undergo harsh training, torture, and Hunger Games-like wilderness survival training in order to one day take over the world with martial law in mind.
The Boy Scouts of America are coming!
Oh shit run for it!
by Gentleman Dodo October 10, 2022
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Puritan Party of America

a not yet existing political party Noah Hirsch is trying to form
The Puritan Party of America is more conservative than the Constitution and Tea Parties.
by personwhoiswritingandtalking October 23, 2020
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