Mud Cricket

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.

Synonyms: Celise

Celise is a mud cricket

by thisbemptyyeet March 1, 2021

Mud monkey

AN ABSOLUTE HUGE SHIT

Guy1: Yo I just dropped a mud monkey on your floor
Guy2: Come on!

by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021

Rocky mud

When you have sex high in the mountains especially in the open on the ground, such as in the mud. It has also been used to reference anal sex in the mountains as well. It was originally used in the rocky mountains but has been adapted as a more loose term for the act.

We went up into the mountains to get some rocky mud.

by Big Pappi May 2, 2021

mud nacho

Worthless white male. Usually doesn’t know shit from fuck. Great racial slur.

Thats not a vagina that’s an inside out penis you fucking mud nacho!

by That Honkey February 23, 2023

mud maker

When white people have children with blacks and they come out looking like mud

"Did you see that white woman's kid? They were black! She's a god damn mud maker!"

by Cunninghamolga March 14, 2023

mud man

a derogatory word towards the minority race of a nigger

"Look daddy theres a great big mud man!!!"

"daddy there is a mud man in the bath room who tried to play a game of butt darts with me, his name was bubba."

by tyler boyles October 22, 2006

Mud Dog

The dirtiest of dogs there is going around. Constantly trying to pull bitches with his charm and has earnt himself the name because of his drinking and ability to give fantastic blowies. Believes that down below is a foot long but only mud dogs grow to little chodes. Once a mud dog always a mud dog. An Irish icon

"Hey look its Mud dog sinking his Guiness!"

"MUD DOG! MUD DOG! MUD DOG!"

by Winston Kindells January 17, 2013