Peen fart

Peen fart is the word describing any intolerable act affecting the reproductive areas of he/she/them.

Oh he shot me right In the coochie, what a peen fart.

by PeenMantheRealOne August 5, 2020

Fart Recon

When you are sitting at your desk and you fart, followed by breifly pushing away from your desk, leaning down and smelling it to see the level of intensity and odor. Also to judge whether or not you should probably leave your desk.

Gary, I just dropped a bomb at my desk, but I did a quick Fart Recon and it's OK, I don't think anybody will notice.

by norminat0r June 23, 2012

Schrodinger's fart

an ambiguously ominous pressure in one's bowel that is simultaneously flatulence, diarrhea, and a bowel movement until it is released, at which point quantum superposition ends and one must simply hope that they guessed correctly.

It's a good thing I went to the bathroom for that Schrodinger's fart, or else it would have been messy.

by Squeaky Farts January 7, 2021

Fart Slinger

A person that partakes in the act of farting in to a cupped hand and throwing it.

Tom thought to him self why it smelled like a fart even though he had not farted. He then remembered that across the room was Jim, and that Jim was a known Fart Slinger.

by TasteyPotato September 12, 2014

fart barnacle

Chunks of fecal matter that stick to the side of the toilet after an explosive fart. This usually happens during the course of a massive dump.

What a dump! Those fart barnacles are never coming off!

by NoodleDoodler February 6, 2014

Shrodinger's fart

The moments when, feeling the fabric leave your arse cheeks, but it could be either a large fart bubble or a sneaky poo. Unsure if it's fart or shart, it being considered to be simultaneously both fart and shart until your pants are dropped & the remnants observed.

"Oh man, I had way to much Guinness to drink last night. I woke up this morning and had to run to the loo after a Shrodinger's fart"

by ShrodingerFart May 22, 2016

Street Fart

When you are driving somewhere and smell a fart but realize it is some stank smell emanating from the streets and going through your air vents. So then you try and make the air vents recycle air instead and come to another realization that the fart smell that entered your car in the first place is now just recycling back into the same air. So then you shut off the air all together and yet again realize that the faster you drive the more air comes in even though the vents are shut off. Damn it that really grinds my gears.

Me: The fuck, did you just fart?

Person: Nah man that shits coming from outside.

Me: Ah shit your right, I mean we are driving on the New Jersey turnpike which is known for having street farts.

by Ol' headass January 10, 2020