spamming-tree

When using reply all to respond to a message of over 1000 people to convey that you didn't want the email.

Sir, we have an alert for a serious spamming-tree incident currently plaguing the global group dynamic list for all employees.

by KeinoBombastic June 26, 2023

Tree kids

A completely different species compared to standard high schoolers that you always know due to their hyper active nature. You’ll find them funny, but once you laugh they cling onto you like your a couple. They think you’re friends with them and will boast to the others that you’re friends. Most of the time they will be doing some autistic shit, and standardly that’s why you laugh

Ileanna: Devan, what are you doing with Thomas?
Devan:help me. *whispering* they’re tree kids

by Thatnibbaaaron June 28, 2019

Oak Tree

A person who casts shade to everyone.

That Jonny boy was an Oak Tree, He gassed Tracy

by NyanPonRona August 9, 2016

Chistmas tree

My favorite definition of it is the one that describes somebody who is funny and kind

Girl1 : OMG he's sooo funny!!!!
Girl2 :and kind!

Girl3 : he's a chistmas tree!
Girl1 and 2 : YEAH!

by TheRealCoreanJisoo January 7, 2021

Pick a tree

When your friend wants to hang you.

“You wrong for that. Go pick a tree”

by bluesmoke2 March 9, 2018

Gerard Tree

A young man, that looks significantly older than he actually is, who is forced to do the menial and boring tasks that others refuce.

Dolan: Hey man, I hate this new activity...
Abhi: Absolutely man, you've got a Gerard Tree right there!

by Matthew Gilmore April 8, 2012

Tree Music

Lacklustre jazz /funk music with no middle, beginning or end. Often played in elevators.

" Matthew and Tristian were sitting on the floor barefoot snacking on vegan bacon crisps listening to tree music"

by Olemrgrey July 25, 2020