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buttcrack santa

the crusty dollar store version of santa that is horny
Damn, Buttcrack Santa was too horny for his own good.
by gossip rat December 2, 2020
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Santa Claus Hours

The new-normal hours worked by Americans, meaning any hour during the course of a day, regardless of day of week or year. The absence of a "weekend" or "holiday."
Heres's my business card. You can contact me anytime...I keep Santa Claus Hours.
by Lariscious13 November 18, 2016
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Santa Claus

He is a pedophile who secretly watches over kids. Not only that, but he also has a large child porn collection in the world and he will be arrested for life and has to register as a sex offender for life and he has probation for life and there will be no Christmas.
by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022
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Santa Claus

A fucking rapist that kids idolize. He comes in your house late at night to rape your children. He fucks 'em rough when they're in the naughty list, and he fucks them even rougher when they're in the kind list, although he finds naughty kids more attractive. If the kids aren't good at fucking, he leaves coal, if they're good, he leaves gifts. He might look like a nice gentle man but he's just a dirty rapist, who's 15.000 years old. Creepy as fuck. (P.S. HE'LL ALSO EAT YO' UGLY ASS COOKIES).
He also gives and smokes weed.
Ana: Hey Josh, what did your kid ask to Santa Claus?
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.
by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 27, 2023
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Santa’s syrup

When a guy says hohoho before he cums on your hair.
Tim gave Megan Santa’s syrup last night. We heard him yell “hohoho”. When she came down stairs her hair was sticking up like Something About Mary!
by Bthot December 20, 2017
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santa plug

A colorful, jolly gingerbread flavored anal-plug
Oh no! its the second time I got my Santa plug lodged inside of my large intestine. Merry Christmas! And a happy new hole!
by Srotal Delight March 28, 2016
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santa jaws

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023
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