Clown-shy

A learned or innate reservation, fear and/or repulsion for clowns or that which relates to or resembles clowns.

As much as David wanted to fulfill his dream of becoming a lion tamer, childhood memories of feeling terrified by Itchy Scoops the Clown at the annual local circus caused life-long clown-shyness that doomed him to a life in Information Technology.

by ahleec April 28, 2010

ammo clown

A type of person who has nothing better to do than to peruse your ammunition offerings, complain about the ammo you don't have, then blame it on some form of government conspiracy to keep them down.

Co-Worker: "What the fuck is that guy's problem?"

You: "That's that ammo clown that has nothing better to do but bitch and moan."

Co-Worker: "He needs to get a life or at least a new hobby."

You: "He needs to get a job and leave me the fuck alone before I hurt him."

by The MI Shocker April 29, 2014

Clown Hats

When a person's nipples resemble the fuzzy ball on the top of a clown's hat.

"Did you see her puffy clown hats?"

by Timmy & Tammy June 24, 2007

Clown Midget

A midget that is dressed up like a clown that sneaks into nurserys while kids are being babysat and scare the children. When the babysitter comes in to check on children, midget pretends it is a statue. Can be brought up in any conversation according to nick daniels.

Sadie Dalzell: "Oh my god I have so much to study!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"

by jmb2010 December 17, 2010

clown water

Any and all coffee from McDonald's, as it is usually weak and disappointing.

I can't believe I got another clown water, that piss won't help me stay awake...when will I learn?

by MosesI July 30, 2019

Step on a clown

Farting

Dude it smells like ass did you just step on a clown?

by bowen_arrow May 5, 2010

Dead Clown

Mainly used in relation to depressed clowns but can also be used to describe circus acts with suicidal tendencies.

Trapeze Artist 1: "What's up with Dylan?"

Trapeze Artist 2: "He's having a real bad time at the moment"

Trapeze Artist 1: "You don't think he'll go Dead Clown do you?"

by AllTheWords March 12, 2013