Titty Trolling

The act of going all around the internet (particularly on sites like Chatroulette and Omegle) on a desperate quest to see some titallage.

Chat roulette convo:
Girl: "you're cute. you're not titty trolling, are you?"
Guy: "well.. I was gonna see if you'd show me your tatas."

by graffika August 5, 2011

Submarine Titties

Long, saggy, and rectangular boobs that are primarily found on the elderly.

Nurse 1: Oh shit! Miss Parker fell down the stairs again!
Nurse 2: Thats just her submarine titties in the way again.

by DjAllDay December 23, 2020

Titty Mad

A description of madness brought on by exposure to multiple sets of breasts after a long period without female contact.

"Dude, what's up with him? We never should have brought him to the waterpark."

"I know. He's spent the whole summer playing World of Warcraft, and now suddenly he's seeing all these titties."

"The boy's gone titty mad."

by KingZero48 August 30, 2009

titty tugger

A lactation specialist

Your baby is a healthy 6.8lbs and it's time for his first feeding. Let me get our resident titty tugger who can help you breast feed for the first time.

by Howie1980 February 15, 2020

titty candy

Something you do not want, usually stored in a woman's bra

Tiffany:"Here, have a couple spare quarters I had. "
Justin:"Girl I don't want your titty candy."

by CCPBMXIXMBC January 31, 2018

Flapjack titties

Sundried titties literal pancakes. Skin flaps with nipples

Damn that girl got hanging flapjack titties like sundried tomato s. She lost her her titties in a titty depository box. Looking like national geographic

by Jjfazz July 10, 2022

titty clitty

Noun: A nipple. Particularly on a woman however, this term could be used for either sex.
Can often times be sensitive and becomes erect when aroused, similarly to a clitoris.
Plural: titty clittys.

1. I'll get things started by tweaking your titty clitty.
2. Damn girl, you must be cold! I see those titty clittys trying to poke holes in your shirt.

by TheAdmiral78 January 11, 2022