extreme dairy product to be used as a self-defence weapon in life-threatening situations. thrown as projectile in assailant's direction, causing disorientation, confusion, and panic. minimal blast radius, but high shock value. comes in various strengths. side effects may include lubrication, nausea, development of an australian accent, and diarrhea.
also good on toast.
also good on toast.
Gertrude: Oh my God! We're being robbed!
Gerald: Quick! Crack open the panic butter and hurl it at them!
(hurls panic butter, then exit)
Robber: WTF?! This is so weird!
(stands around confused until arrested)
Gerald: Quick! Crack open the panic butter and hurl it at them!
(hurls panic butter, then exit)
Robber: WTF?! This is so weird!
(stands around confused until arrested)
by hollystunjemma December 27, 2007
Get the panic buttermug. by ColonelBrust69 August 12, 2009
Get the Butter Hawkmug. Causing trouble in a smooth manner so that no one notices, as in slicing a butter with a warm knife.
by Michael Colsterky November 26, 2009
Get the Slice The Buttermug. Term given to a lady who shows off a beautiful, perfect face; but the body (or, bod) is a different story.
The word is butterface's cousin. See butterface.
The word is butterface's cousin. See butterface.
Adam: "WOW! Check that bank teller out..."
(Bank teller stand up to grab a file)
Adam: "Oh darn, she's a butter-bod."
Jason: "Yo dude what's wrong with that? I like butter."
Adam: "No, no...everythings nice but-her-bod, so she's a butterbod."
Let's roll.
Moments later-
Jason: "...Duuude look at that find lady by the mustang, those gotta be Double D's!
(woman walks closer.)
Adam: "Aww no man. She's a butter-face."
(Bank teller stand up to grab a file)
Adam: "Oh darn, she's a butter-bod."
Jason: "Yo dude what's wrong with that? I like butter."
Adam: "No, no...everythings nice but-her-bod, so she's a butterbod."
Let's roll.
Moments later-
Jason: "...Duuude look at that find lady by the mustang, those gotta be Double D's!
(woman walks closer.)
Adam: "Aww no man. She's a butter-face."
by butter-boy August 4, 2009
Get the butter-bodmug. Tony: I went to Africa, and an elephant gave me a blow job. I guided the elephant with my hands, opened my eyes, and all of a sudden, I was covered entirely with my own blood butter.
by erectism January 11, 2008
Get the blood buttermug. The new slur of 2023, originating from a TikTok where a girl ate butter and asked “Where my butter munchers at?”.
Later someone stitched the video and said “Can we make this the next slur? Like 2023 Butter muncher?”
Later someone stitched the video and said “Can we make this the next slur? Like 2023 Butter muncher?”
“Why’s that girl chewing on a whole stick of butter? What a fucking butter muncher!”
“Shut the fuck up butter muncher!”
“Shut the fuck up butter muncher!”
by joebidensbdsmtestscore January 25, 2023
Get the Butter munchermug. Even though the butter monster had eaten a large fried chicken dinner from KFC, she couldn't be sated until she ate the young child.
by mmitty March 25, 2009
Get the Butter Monstermug.