porn yoinked

When you're watching porn and as soon as you're about to cum, the camera cuts to the guys face or ballsack effectively stopping your climax dead in its tracks

Me: I was watching porn the other night and right when I hit the spot the frame cut to the guy's stupid O face
Trey: Man that sucks. Did you at least get off?
Me: Yeah but I still felt like is been cheated
Trey: Sounds like you got porn yoinked brotha

by EspanolaDave March 3, 2015

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Fidelity Porn

Guys who are so into their investments portfolios that they have to wake up at looking at it....look at it couple times a day...and look at it right before they go to bed.

Babe, seriously, we're watching a movie and I know you're checking your Fidelity Porn again.

by oklahomandrea December 7, 2016

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porn vrat

Not watching porn in order to please the Gods

arre Bhenchod, I have a porn vrat today, the final exams are coming around

by MCBCROCKS January 6, 2016

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Soda Porn

The act of violently smashing two soda cans together and moaning loudly

Cunt 1: Hey did you hear about Jason’s soda porn addiction?
Cunt 2: WHAT NO JESSICA WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR BITCH ASS!....Tell me everything about it

by CockRocker69 December 18, 2017

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Porn account

An account on a site, for instance on Reddit, made for looking at and commenting on porn.

Josh made an anonymous porn account in addition to his main so that his friends wouldn't see all of his filth.

by Violetgirl November 26, 2020

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Starbucks Porn

Simple as the name is, porn that involves a Starbucks kink. This type of porn is popular among basic bitches s it involves all their favourite Starbucks beverages.

Damn that was some kinky Starbucks Porn, she had a whole frappucino up her vag.

by WHatspoppinJimbo October 9, 2017

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