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Google Hug

When she wraps her legs around you when you're about to nut, to prevent you from pulling out.
Friend: Man, just as I came she wrapped her legs around me like a boa constrictor so I couldn't pull out.

Epic Friend: Yep, that's the Google Hug alright.
by Zecken August 26, 2021
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Google and shake

Manual stimulation occurring while searching for titillating images on the internet.
Are you going to try to hook up tonight, Barry?

Nah, I think I'll just stay in and have a Google and shake.
by Equine fiddler June 27, 2014
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Google Law

1. When one believes any and every search result that turns up during the process of googling something.

2. When someone takes everything google says as fact, this is pertaining to maps and directions.
"I googled 'Wahoo' earlier and found out it was a taco!"
"No it's not you fool, it's an old board game that was made before Google was even rumored about. Stop following Google Law."
by AOMarine117 July 12, 2009
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Google Dance

When you make an SEO focused change to your website and Google doesn't know what to do. One minute you rank better in the Search Results Pages SERP's and the next you drop out.
I updated my sites title tags and its doing the Google Dance.
by Gazcap November 13, 2019
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out googled

When in conversation an individual brandishes their smartphone to access Google to "correctly" answer any trivia question or to settle an argument. This can also take place in the workplace during a customer/associate interaction, when the customer accesses Google to quickly ascertain the answer to their product question.
Customer: Do you know the drought tolerance for this plant?
Sales Associate: Yes, it requires full sun, and once established----
Customer interrupting with smartphone in hand: ---oh, I see, and deep water once a week, for ten minutes while planting in a pumice and sand rich soil to promote drainage of the roots.
Sales Associate: Damn...I was just "out Googled" again!

Gina: Bill, how many ostrich eggs do you need for a standard 4 egg omelet?
Bill: Well, Gina, in my experience it usually takes----
Gina, interrupting Bill with smartphone in hand: ---oh Bill, here it is, on Google....one ostrich egg is equal to a three egg regular omelet. Thanks!
by GeoYota July 5, 2015
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Google Translate

The world's funniest Google website. Simply choose a language, do an Irish jig on your computer keyboard, and you will get a VERY accurate translation. For example, fryfryfryfryfryfryfry from Welsh becomes "wondrous wonders". Incredible!
With the power of Google translate, I can turn "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." into "Long walls and black anger."!!!
by Mr Half-written Dictionary April 28, 2021
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daddy google

The name someone calls google when they use google 24/7 like cheating etc, they also believe everything they see on google
Girl 1: i get a hundred percent on my test because i used google!

Girl 2: so your a daddy google girl?
by An0ny-m0use December 2, 2020
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