hippie speed bomb

the combination of a spliff together with a coffee

"man, this morning joe and i had a nice hippie speed bomb."

by gaynigger_from_outer_space April 5, 2009

thesaurus speech

When people use big words to impress people, but it's obvious they've just been reading through a dictionary or thesaurus.
Signs of thesaurus speech include wrong pronunciation, and grammatically incorrect use.

Did you hear that guy pronounce overzealous like "over-zeel-us?" "Yeah, Thesaurus speech is funny.

by XalexegX July 6, 2011

Retard Speed

(N) Like retard strength, possessed by the mentally handicapped and can be used in dire situations, such as when they escape shock therapy and are being chased by the nurse and hospital workers.

Forest Gump's retard speed made him a famous All-American football player

by bellantone June 12, 2016

Suburban Speedball

A drug combination used mostly by white, middle-class high school kids who don't know where to find cocaine and heroin, but who have a medicine cabinet full of prescriptions. A suburban speedball is made from combining adderall or ritalin with any of the opioid painkillers, such as vicodin, percoset, codiene, etc.

"Bro, I'm bored, wanna meet up and do some suburban speedballs then ride bikes to the park? My mom just picked up my ADHD meds today and my dad still has some perc 20s from his back surgery. I'm sure he won't miss them, lol!"

"Hellz yeah mane! Party, party, party!"

by OShwagg December 17, 2019

Free speech

A fun idea but a lot of people are using it to excuse the Dumb Shit™ coming out of their mouth. You're allowed to say the Dumb Shit™ but you still said it and others have the same right to come at you. Some of those others will very likely also say some Dumb Shit™, in turn spawning more Dumb Shit™. Unfortunately a side effect of free speech is headassery.

Person A: *says some Dumb Shit™*
Person B: *calls them out*
Person A: Free speech, every heard of it?

by neroq January 10, 2022

Sarsons her speedball

the action of spraying the rear of a bitches throat with sticky white love piss

" ere check her out, i could just sarsons her speedball"

by daft cunt June 20, 2003

Unbeknownst to Speed

A phrase used to point out anything obvious or oversaid.

Person #1: Hey, it's 2010 now!
Person #2: Unbeknownst to Speed.

by 398YY January 11, 2010