When you are completely and utterly destroying your girls cheeks in the shower, while you simultaneously shampoo her lucious locks with Dove Men + Care. ''Tis a pleasure of a lifetime.
John: "I gave Aaron's mom a stroke and scrub last night. Ejaculated everywhere."
Joe: "Was Aaron home?"
John: "Hells yeah I finished on his face."
Joe: "Was Aaron home?"
John: "Hells yeah I finished on his face."
by Cockstoker3000 February 22, 2017
Get the stroke and scrub mug.A way of asking your friend to hand you over his marijuana quickly in a non polite way. This is usually said at high school by stoners who are craving a buzz and do not have their own marijuana on hand.
Jon - Yo, Thomas, stroke me a chop I'm dry
Tom - Last time Jono I'm burning you, next time buy your own KU
Jon - I know bud, but when I want to hit the KU, I what to hit the KUSH!
Tom - YEA THAT KU BUD, THAT KUSH!
Tom - Last time Jono I'm burning you, next time buy your own KU
Jon - I know bud, but when I want to hit the KU, I what to hit the KUSH!
Tom - YEA THAT KU BUD, THAT KUSH!
by Levan Khaouli October 29, 2017
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When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.
Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.
Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.
After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.
I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.
I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.
by Eaton Holgoode October 9, 2018
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person 2: What is it?
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Person 2: yeah that sounds awesome
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