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strawberry shawtycake

“damn boiii!!! did you see that strawberry shawtycake tessa? so fine!”
by Balletdancer2004 July 6, 2019
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Strawberry Daiquiri

To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills

Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.

*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”
by fetusdeIetus April 10, 2019
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Strawberry

Chinese-language neologism for Taiwanese people born in and after 1992, who are insubordinate, spoiled, selfish, arrogant, and sluggish in work, and who "bruise easily" like strawberries – meaning they cannot withstand social pressure or work hard like their parents' generation. The term arises from the perception that members of this generation have grown up being overprotected by their parents and in an environment of economic prosperity, in a similar manner to how strawberries are grown in protected greenhouses and command a higher price compared to other fruits.
The Strawberry Generation, like the Post-80s of China, could be the Asian counterpart of the Millennials or the so-called Snowflake generation in the Western world.
1.
A: (a young girl drinking boba)

B (Older person) : - Woah, you very strawberry leh!

2.
"you young people hor, are really strawberry! Always have an opinion!"
by fedeb October 11, 2019
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Strawburst

When you try to grab one straw and many straws fall out of the dispenser.
Oops...i strawbursted again.
by Bella fost December 17, 2019
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strawberry yogurt

when you have received a cut in the inside of your urethra and when you cum it’s pink
i had morning wood today so i busted a quicky and since i’d shoved a pencil in my dick earlier this week, i ended up with strawberry yogurt
by funguspancake March 15, 2020
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Strawberry Milkshake

When a man creampies a woman on her period and eats her out with the blood and cum mixing together
by Damenzo July 23, 2020
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Strawberry Creampie

A creampie, but when she is on her period.
Damn I just strawberry creampied in her last night and it was bloody.
by Papasito427 October 7, 2020
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