total stoner

someone who smokes to go to bed to matter how stoner looking they are

Audrey: i needa take a break from smoking but i can’t because i smoke to go to sleep! 😫
Stewy: you're a total stoner

by penjamin city December 17, 2022

stoner forest

when someone has a bunch of black ice air fresheners hanging from their rearview, it’s known as stoner forest. usually to cover up the smell of weed

look at all the little trees that dude has in his car! he must be in stoner forest

12 pulled me over because i had stoner forest in my car

by hardcøre.freakkk April 15, 2021

joey stoner

One of those neandretholic, tiny penis, scrotum licking, weed smoking, vape god plebs that can catch me outside.

Oh did you hear about that kid that ate gum off the ceiling?

ugh yea hes a total joey stoner

by MaxDude8902 June 7, 2017

The Stoner Shower

The "Stoner Shower" or "The Poor Man's Shower".

If you are smelly and poor, or have just smoked some danky dernals (MJ) you take a lil F-breezey, spray it in the air, and bathe underneath its refreshing and fragrant mist.

DEN YOU SMELL GOOD....ZANNNGG!!!

"Shit dude, we fucking stink like trizzlessss"
-"No worries we'll just take a stoner shower"(The Stoner Shower) shower"

by Riri Riddle Wang August 21, 2011

stoner peeve

Pet peeves that most stoners have

My number 1 stoner peeve has got to be Camp counselors. Inconsiderate smokers trying to blow my high.

by D-momoney July 14, 2015

Stoner God

Levy Sosa is the Stoner God

Levy Sosa is the Stoner God!

by Cum back to back October 4, 2021

Stoner Pussy

Stoner Pussy happens after the consumption of oui’d whether it be smoking eating or drinking. Like how when you sweat it smells like weed because the THC stores itself in fat cells, except it’s your puss juices.

Just flicked the bean and i def have stoner pussy

by kittykueen July 12, 2020