rand standing

The act of standing in a random space with a vacant stare
What's tony up to over there?
Um.. rand standing by the looks of it Lol
by Timpson.M December 31, 2017
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1) a penis
2) a posh Londoner, especially one with a big member
Ivor Biggun used this term in his song "Hide the Sausage"
"See him over there? That's the Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick"
"Heard about him and his member"
"It's an Honourable Member and don't you forget it!"
by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024
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fat standing

The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.
When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight
by joecoolthefool September 03, 2015
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Monitor Stand

Its the thing that makes your computer monitor stand on something
He needed a Monitor Stand for his Monitor
by Jokkerd February 11, 2021
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COVID Stand-off

When two or more people are at an impasse in their travels, unable to pass each other while maintaining the proper social distancing practice as required by COVID-19.
Sorry I’m late. Someone was entering as I tried to leave and we got stuck in a COVID Stand-off.
by the AV Flu April 12, 2020
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This phrase is used to express disappointment in ur friend. It's nigerian pidgin English.
Oga wetin be dat? Are you mad? Mek'am stand hya do dis ting oo!
by PashaHazretleri November 21, 2021
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