Port Sniffer

When your dog gives your one-night stand a quick sniff when she walks in the door. If he barks twice then you kick her out. If he barks once you go to town.

Man, my port sniffer has saved me from getting chlamydia twice now. Thanks good boy

by Big Papa Wood March 19, 2021

Ass Sniffer

Someone who comes by you to see how much your lifting and tries to lift the same or more weight.

I looked down for a second to change the song and suddenly there was a bunch of ass sniffers doing dumbbells around me.

by Jimmy McSemi March 29, 2021

Ball Sniffer

They sniff your balls

Hey is that guy a ball sniffer. He looks like the type of guy that would sniff balls.

by ironnnnnnnnnnnnn April 20, 2021

Drain Sniffer

A penis that hangs down to the drain

John has a drain sniffer

by Hole Inspector July 26, 2021

Circle sniff

A group of guys sitting in a circle with ragging hard boners and you do a line of cocaine of each others boners

I called Larry and went over to Trevor’s to have a circle sniff

by Strom January 15, 2022

Toffee Sniffer

Someone who is so thick-headed and stupid that their brains cannot possibly be something else other than toffee, and since the human body does not produce toffee naturally, it can only be snorted up through the nose. Also, only people that stupid has the tenacity to actually see it through to sniff up toffee.

My dude, that guy is waiting at that Stop sign for it to go green like a Toffee Sniffer.

Someone once asked me "What is a cordless phone?", now THAT is a real Toffee Sniffer.

by Alastor86 December 18, 2021

Robe Sniffer

The most terrible and disgusting housekeeper on the team. Someone who sniffs robes and if they smell ok they're re-tied and offered to a guest. The weakest member on the team.

Katie's such a horrible housekeeper, what a Robe Sniffer!

by Tales from Housekeeping January 1, 2022