The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing.

A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".

Implies that "size matters".

Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."

Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"

Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."

by Dakron July 11, 2014

smother the pie

masterbate, masterbation for females. Used when a female is playing with herself. Self pleasuring her vagina,pussy,coochie

Whenever Janet is feeling lonely and horny she likes to smother the pie.

by Kevo K May 9, 2008

smothered rhino

A sexual position where the balls are placed over the girls nose/mouth and the trunk of the penis sticks out from the top of the girls nose resembling a rhinoceros.(also see the blind rhino)

"My boyfriend and I went to the zoo yesterday but I didnt see the smothered rhino until we got home."

by DrinkToThis September 10, 2009

boogle-smoosh

when you go for a piss, and don't shake enough

oh shit, i just boogle-smooshed all over my trousers

by thehappygimp April 2, 2008

levi smoosh

when someone hugs you so close and seductively that their genitals push up against you through your jeans

Steven totally just Levi Smooshed Noam

by uberjewber May 2, 2011

Dragon Smooch

While in the act of locking lips at the precise moment when ones tongue is fully erect inside of another ones mouth the person bologna burp's and blows the mist out of their nostrils.

After our lunch date I gave Lisa the ole Dragon Smooch. or

During monopoly the boys all held Henry down and gave him a Dragon Smooch.

by SuperMagicBoyWonder January 18, 2012

Turkish Smooch

When you and your partner are simultaneously taking a glorious shit on toilets that face each other. Then lovingly make eye contact and embrace in a passionate kiss as you both pass a climactic bowel

Our new toilets have made Turkish Smooches so much more enjoyable.

by Thunderwookie May 15, 2022