shittin babies

often confused with pushing semen out of your ass after someone has ejaculated in it. shittin babies is what people assume will happen after swallowing a large amount of cum.

brittney : i swallowed so much cum last night, i'll be shittin babies for weeks!!

jamie: oh my gosh britt, your such a cum guzzler

by TreezMahNigg December 4, 2010

sitting on a text

The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.

Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.

by Textzitter December 6, 2011

Shnitting

When you sneeze while about to poop, and launch a turd at high speed for any discernible distance.

So my friend was walking her min-pin, and it sqwatted to poop, sneezed, and began shnitting it's turds about a foot behind it, thus scaring the crap out of everyone else.

by SharkBiscuit August 21, 2013

Shittin

Get mad ,scared , telling someone to fuck off

When I kissed her ,and her dad saw me I started shittin bruh 😨

by Mrlegalmigo July 13, 2015

Sitting on a brick

When your dick is hard as shit.

I can't move, I'm sitting on a brick cuz.

by Kee1234 July 10, 2016

Sitting "OOPS!"

A sitting "OOPS!" is a person who will make a mistake even when they are doing nothing.

Oh my gosh. Look at that sitting "OOPS!". He just spilled his coffee on himself.

by Bob Chum Person December 1, 2017

Shitfingering

A method in which a person expresses themself by mindlessly typing toxic BS on the internet, in hopes that their wild

left field opinion will be taken up as fact in the hearts of their reader.

Is that an actual fact or are you just shitfingering on the internet again?

by Jaquelyn Victoria May 31, 2018