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Satan’s seed

Another term used to define ranch dressing, the preferred sauce of the devil
Donna profusely spread satan’s seed all over her salad
by Moose lips January 30, 2019
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Satan

According to the Bible, God Created the Heavens & Earth. He Also Had Created His Angels who would be on his side. He created many angels but there was one outstanding splendid ArchAngel. He was Named Lucifer. Due to his beauty & Inquity, he commit a sin of pride for being rebellious Against God in his heart. He Said “I will Exalt the Throne Above God, I will be like the most High” Yet war Broke Out in Heaven, Michael and his angels fought the Dragon, called Serpent/Devil, who Decieves the World. Now He has Dominion Over Earth before it was created. That is the reason we sin a lot and sometimea reject Jesus. Satan Wants us all to be In Hell.
No Man Is More Evil Then Satan. Resist the Devil & he’ll flee from you
by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021
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sentence used to describe something evil as shit, hellish or just very evil/evil looking.
guy1: ''look at that bush''
guy2: ''yeah, wtf?'' guy2: ''it looks like it crawled out of satans ass''

(Crawling/crawled out of satans ass
by Pseudo-hOOman January 26, 2021
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Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.
Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.
by Trulldull October 7, 2023
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Satanic Titanic

When a man is lying down on his back with one women riding his penis and another sitting on his face having her vagina ate out
Man: “Girls, that was the best sex I’ve ever had. What was the name of that position we did”

Women 1: “That was the satanic titanic babe, we should invite Jessica next time
by anonymous July 9, 2025
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Satan

Satan is a good creature, punishes the bad.
Kid: Dad, you are satan.
Dad: Whaaat? Don't call me that!
Kid: Satan punishes the bad, so that makes you good!
Dad: *thinks "oh thank god"* Aww that was a good one!
by Lemon39 November 3, 2020
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Satan

Floppa is Satan and is a disgrace to humanity, Floppa is a sin

Bingus is God

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Floppa is Satan
by Eatabigmac January 21, 2022
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